Words Women Use

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by cinnveet, Mar 10, 2007.

  1. cinnveet

    cinnveet New Member

    1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of

    6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint.
    Just say you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* $%#!!!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    one of my favorite lists hahaha!

  3. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    I use #1, 3, and 4 quit abit!

    We really aren't that hard! If they would just keep trying or pursing us like when dating.

    "I do", is not , "the end"!
  4. fahan

    fahan New Member

    I use exactly as stated except #6. Very good & interesting and funny!
    Thanks for the paper!