doctors were like waitresses or waiters? "Hello, I'm Dr. I. Care. I will be your doctor today. Can I get you something to drink while you're waiting to see me?.............Thank you for waiting. How can I help you today?......Oh, you're not feeling good? Well, let's see what we can do about that. Seems like you have a lot of concerns. Perhaps you should order something from the list of appetizers, something like the sampler platter. That way we can find out what works best for you.........is there anything else I can do for you?........Well, thank you for coming in today and come back any time."