You Know You Have CFS When:

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by tannat, May 1, 2003.

  1. tannat

    tannat New Member


    ...you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police.

    ...you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

    ...getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

    ...you wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before.

    ...you forget your twin sisters birthday.

    ...you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

    ...you put both contact lenses in the same eye.

    ...you get up to change the TV channel and decide as long as you're up, you might as well go to bed.

    ...you can't remember any of the funny things you do when you sit down to write them...
  2. dolsgirl

    dolsgirl New Member

    ROTFLMAO!!!! Thanks. dolsgirl
  3. Takesha

    Takesha New Member

    I had to read this one to my honey...he's the one with CFS and I'm the one with FMS...or is it the other way around...darn!!!
  4. Plantscaper

    Plantscaper New Member

    Takes up most of your day!!!!!
  5. FM_DD

    FM_DD New Member

    Thanks Tannat! I really needed that laugh!! Having a headache/backache/footache/neckache day and you really helped!!! I'm in VA and its supposed to rain in a few hours and then only be in the 60's and damp the rest of the weekend. I think that's the problem. Gotta blame it on something.
  6. Betsy2

    Betsy2 New Member

    THat is so true and so funny!
  7. tansy

    tansy New Member

    when I read this.

    It's how I want to put things to others but of course the brain forgets it's supposed to go into action.

    Cheers

    Tansy