You think YOU KNOW cold?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Subject: Upstate NY
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    > Here's something to share with those who don't believe it is cold in
    > upstate NY.
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    > Relative Temperatures:
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    > 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in upstate NY
    > plant gardens.
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    > 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in
    > Watertown sunbathe.
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    > 40 above zero: Italian and English cars won't start. People in
    > upstate NY drive with the windows down.
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    > 32 above zero: "Distilled water freezes. The water in Saranac Lake
    > gets thicker.
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    > 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool
    > hats. People in upstate NY throw on a flannel shirt.
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    > 15 above zero: NY landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Lake
    > Placid have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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    > Zero: People in Miami all die. People in Pulaski close the windows.
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    > 10 below zero: Californians fly to Mexico . People in upstate NY get
    > out their winter coats.
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    > 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girls Scouts in upstate
    > NY are selling cookies door to door.
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    > 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Carthage
    > let their dogs sleep indoors.
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    > 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Folks in Potsdam
    > get upset because they can't start the Minivan.
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    > 460 below zero: All atomic motion stops--people in upstate NY start
    > saying...""Cold nuf fer ya?"
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    > 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Upstate New York public schools
    > will open 2 hours late.
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  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    Brought a chuckle from me. Loved the examples...(-: Clever people.

    Sue