Receptionist to psychologist: "Doctor, there's a patient here who thinks he's invisible."
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
At a job interview for a new receptionist:" I see you used to be employed by a psychologist. Why did you leave?"
"Well, I just couldn't win. If I was late to work, I was hostile; if I was early, I was anxious; and if I was on time, I was obsessional."
"After 12 years of therapy, my psychotherapist said something that brought tears to my eyes."
What did he say? ""No hablo inglés.""
Here are some jokes I found on the net. I think they're pretty funny, but they certainly don't cooperate in being
moved here. Well, they fit a little better after being edited. Rock